Trip Report by Dave Anderson... I was going to post this once we had the pictures developed and I could actually put it through the wringer a few times, but I figured even a bad trip report is better than listening to dumbass@hiddenaddress and foo@youcantfindme try to start up moronic flame wars, so... (yes, yes, yes, it's too long. whine later). Matthes Crest 23 June, 2001 ------------- (Dave, Dorothy, Hector, and Luke) Settled into a lovely (but camp-smoke-filled) site at Crane Flats at about 1am after a not-so-hasty departure from Sunnyvale on Friday evening. Lovely anyway, though we had to leave Lisa behind due to some new knee problems. We started out Saturday like snakes in winter, taking our time to get warm and ready. My "travel fast and light" insticts started kicking in, and I began to mentally chant, "must go faster!" It didn't have too much of an effect, and there was no need to rush at all. Saturday's climbing was tame. Romped up a three-star 5.6, the Norhtwest Books on Lembert dome. Very nice climb - a bit of friction, a bit of liebacking, and a bit of crack climbing. Hector snagged the second pitch, and accidentally took a 5.8/5.9 variation up the obvious corner that proved quite fun. Luke, Dorothy, and Julie followed as a group of three, so Hector and I spent a while ambling around the nearly-summit tapping our toes. At some point, hector rigged a top-rope for himself on our rope, lowered back down, and climbed a bit of the route again, while Luke and I belayed his followers up. Eventually, we headed to the car to prepare for the hike to Matthes Crest. "Light and Fast" was represented by Hector and Dave; "Sane and Comfy" showed up in the other corner with Luke and Dorothy. We eventually achieved a good balance, and the hot water was really welcome at dinnertime... sometimes I forget that I don't always need to hurry through life. The hike in was not too long, and not too eventful, except for a random sighting of Karl Baba, who was returning from Cathedral Peak. Two Baba sightings in two weeks -- I must be spending almost enough time in Yosemite. The hike proceeds from the Cathedral Lakes trailhead past the lakes, circling around Cathedral Peak, and treating us to a beautiful 180-degree view of the peak as it changed from a rocky protrusion, to a sideways knifeblade, and back to a jagged peak. I'll get the pictures from Luke one of these months. Cresting Cathedral Pass, we descended into a valley that was so gorgeous it was almost golf-coursesque. Dorothy noted that it almost seemed like Disneyland, it was so perfect. A swath of green sloped gently through the valley, with a small creek wandering its way among the mounds of grasses and wildflowers. Stupendous! We passed an entertaining boulder as we hiked along the side of the valley, and it claimed enough of our time and attention with a few problems that the area around the boulder soon became our campsite as the sun dropped. Our 6am start nearly happened, and we hiked up the talus and dirt approach to reach the base of the climb by 8am. The climb starts in a bushy notch towards the south end of the crest, with a nice view of Matthes lake on the east, a view of Tressider peak on the west, and a view of the party that arrived at the base about 10 minutes before we did. Happily, they were friendly, and seemed competent. One thing about 10,000 feet in June -- it's _cold_ in the mornings. My fleece and thin nylon pants weren't quite up to the task in the wind, but we survived until we started climbing. The Crest consists of a little bit of technical climbing separated by a lot of very enjoyable, exposed class 4 scrambling. Hector took the first lead, for which I was secretly glad -- my hands were still stiff from the cold. Unfortunately, this meant I got to follow with the pack as we simul-climbed the first three pitches, and I was breathing hard by the ridgeline. I lead along the ridgeline until a nice stopping spot and too much rope drag begged for a break; we sat in a wind-sheltered corner and waited for Luke and Dorothy to reach the crest. And.. waited. The speed difference between simul-climbing the route and setting a belay at the top of three pitches soon became apparent, but we were in the sun, sheltered from the wind, lying on some nice flat blocks of rock... and soon fell asleep. But only for a few minutes, we think. Luke and Dorothy topped out after a time, and I lead off again through more of the jutting class 4 happiness, waiting occasionally as we caught up with the party before us, or to hear from our other party. The advantage to this is that I got to watch the front party negotiate the undercling traverse, which didn't seem all that hard. Probably not 5.6, at least, in comparison to the start of the route. Some time after this, we started waiting again, and Hector took the lead up to the South Summit (summit tag #1), and was nice enough to be the second on the downclimbing from the summit -- I had a nice comfy toprope on the way down. I returned the favor on the 5.2 ramp towards the notch between the summits, and appreciated every bit of sparsely-placed pro that Hector left for me. (Truthfully, it was all well placed. Thank you, Hector. :). From the notch, Hector watched the party in front of us struggle to get to the north summit. One member approached and then backed off of the lead several times. Finally, the other person in their party lead up a left-leaning handcrack sized flake. Luke announced via a very handy talkabout that they weren't going to do the summits, but it was OK if we did. We jumped, and I stole the rack. A scramble lead to a ledge, where I placed more pro for an anchor than I'd used in the last half-mile of climbing. The flake was a veritable nut-hoover. Hard-looking offwidth, or nice juggy hand-crack flake? Offwidth or flake? For some, this might be a tough call. I heard the flake calling my name. A slight overhang made it a bit of fun. A few completely bomber jugs in the flake gave way to something a bit more slopey, and then to a bit of a reach for a block higher up. The pro wasn't so hot here - any pro would need a long sling to let me move later, which wouldn't do much with a ledge 10 feet below my feet, but I gave a great demonstration of TFB style: The tall fat bastard locked off at the top of the flake, and spent a minute or two feeling around for holds on the ledge above. It's nice to be tall - I might have to use skill and style otherwise. We caught up with the earlier party at the summit, who pointed us at the summit register. Hector soon located some rocky outcrops that turned out to have a bounty of slings on them (which was noted in the topo I'd left with Luke. ahem). A few fortuitious breaks in the wind let us toss the ropes down with only one re-throw, and we quickly snuck down to the notch without incident. The four of us shared a rope with the party behind us, who also decided not to ascend to the peak, and soon we were to the slippery slabs that form the base of the Crest. We didn't even have to use our headlamps getting back to the car. We had at least 5 minutes of moonlight left. It was a great adventure for all of us, and I think it was quite an intro to long climbs for Dorothy, who'd climbed only a small handfull of two-pitch climbs before, and went cruising along the crest like a pro. -Dave